Island of sweet-singing sirens and Teddy-Odysseus

Would you resist it? Good thing Theodore cannot see this on the I'Net:

ABOUT COCOS

Have you ever dreamed of lying in a hammock on a deserted island, where all you hear is the rhythmic sound of waves gently lapping the perfectly white sandy beach? Or wandering along the shores and not seeing a soul for hours? Sitting and relaxing with a chilled glass of wine and watching the golden sun slowly sinking into the Indian Ocean? Then the Cocos (Keeling) Islands is the place for you.

 That dream of lying in a hammock on a deserted island can come true!